Welcome to my internal monologue.
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  • n-nightingale:

    Working in customer service

    (Source: starlords, via dazzlnglights)

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  • tenaflyviper:

    If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

    (via tastefullybritish)

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  • (Source: eternalsummr, via r10t3r)

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  • (Source: adropofdita, via itsdelovely)

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  • I am….

    cognitiveninja:

    ….a sex in the morning person.
    ….a sex in the afternoon person.
    ….a sex in the evening person.
    ….a sex at night person.
    ….a sex on my lunch break person.
    ….a sex since I finished my work early person.
    ….a sex because breakfast was good person.
    ….a sex because I found a dollar in the laundry person.

    (via cunkernugget)

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    • fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
    • cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
    • harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
    • everyone: what about you, viktor?
    • viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK
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